When I Pass Away...

When I die, you will be blessed with the opportunity to honor me in a most memorable way, for the low price of only $4,000 (those of you who care more are free to spend more of course!)..

I know you're excited, so check out this website to learn how.

I'll be taking orders soon! Only the first 100 lucky applicants will receive this unique offer so be sure to reserve yours today!

Note: For those of you thinking at this moment "Oh my God, she's sick"... well yes, yes I am.. but in this particular instance I'm just kidding, get a sense of humor will you??